Grow up pleeeeaaase!!!
So sad to know that one of our cousin doesn’t wanna talk to us anymore (Jahzeel Albornoz, not her real name).
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Meh, she’s annoying anyways.
Fun times before March break. :>
Me and my friends played a Pokemon board game for the past 2 weeks during lunch. It’s funny cuz we’re too old for the game, but we played it like we’re 12.
Sifat: “Bulbasaur, I choose you!!” (^_^)b
Hetash: “Shut the fuck up! My Vagina (Cloyster) will beat you!!” >:D
(everyone laughed)
S: “Oh yeah?! Okay, item card! Plus 5 atk damage!! Beat that, Hetash!”
H: “You can’t beat me! I’m Hetash Ketchum, bit*h!!”
Unfortunately, after 10 minutes, Sifat won by using a legendary Pokemon he caught called Articuno.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It’s too funneh, man. I wake up in the morning just to read silly comments from a manga site like this lolol.
With typos included too lol.
I thought Adam lost his v-card since the beginning..
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]LFMAO OMG
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Met girls in Brampton. Can’t find the sin90.
sin90 = 1 by the way, just so you know. Take note that not all girls I know are bad, BSS chick friends are awesome, and close friends around the world. Anyways, I’ve met “slutty girls” (inside joke) for the past… what, 3 weeks? Some of them would voluntarily spread their legs for you, and I find them creepy tbh LOL. While some are too intellectual for my level [Extreme pervertness heard from some random girl in a random party(obviously a real slut): “omgosh! With that huge amount of applied force, ignoring air resistance, he’ll definitely c** in no time”], too nerdy perhaps, in other words.. socially awkward. I do have standards and they’ve never surpassed my ex. Maybe that’s the reason why I started having these weird dreams about her, it’s because I use her as a reference for my standards. Fuck.
1. Beautiful.
2. Kind and not that much caring like mom.
3. Same spiritual belief as I do.
4. At least a year younger than me.
5. Loves to confess feelings towards a guy they like. (For crying out loud, they are different from sluts.)
6. Smart, but not a nerd.
7. Loves music the same as I do.
8. Not a perv. Never talked about nuts and volts if you know what I mean.
She’s definitely one in a million, not gonna lie, but we can’t go back together anymore. We’ve both decided to move on, and we’re probably on the same state right now: studying while finding the right one. It sucks, but oh well. Even though I feel like a fish in a bucket, why quit, right? I’m still young to begin with anyways..xD
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